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The Conservative Laws of Robocalls

Saturday March 3, 2012

The Conservative Laws of Robotics

1. A robocaller may not harm a Conservative candidate or, through inaction, allow a Conservative candidate to come to harm.

2. A robocaller must obey the orders given it by a Conservative operative (official or unofficial), except where such orders conflict with the First Law.

3. A robocaller must hide is own existence from Elections Canada as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Zeroth Law:

A robocaller may not harm the election of the Conservative Party of Canada, or, by inaction, allow the Conservative Party to be defeated.

With Respects to the Late Isaac Asimov

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics

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