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The Six Billion Dollar Candidate

Monday March 19, 2012

Mittens Romney, Republican. A presidential candidate barely conscious.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the Diebold technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first animatronic candidate. Mittens will be that candidate.

More lifelike than he was before. More lifelike, more presidential, more plutocratic…

Gentlemen, I give you the Six Billion Dollar Candidate!

(with respects to Mr Harve Bennett)

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